Friday, September 19, 2008
haha can't stop thinking
i just can't help it. been drifting into the world of imagination so many times i kinda get sick of it.
for e.g, i was thinking of anime during chinese lessons. wtf.
and people of course.
and of really nice/weird/funny situations i'd get into inside this fantastical world of mine.
for e.g - being able to jump damn high and damn far. like jumping from terraces into the 2nd floor of block A. LOL.
possible symptom of excessive stress from sitting in front of dahwei. his presence can be stupefying when he gives that kind of passive yet knowledgeable look. and getting niaoed by kah hong when he says, "Can teach me math?"
anw recently kh just moved to behind daryll and i. so you can imagine:
The Wide White Whiteboard
limyang & shawnteo & mervyn //hongnan & wj //daryll & i
zhenghao & xianbin & cavin // kai li & qi en // kahhong and dahwei
gary & baifeng & aaron // nelson & boyan // daniel and russell
hongguang & kiaguan // ryan & jiajie // shawnkoh and saimeng
wtf two acads zai diao + talented individuals behind me. one so shuai, the other's a math talent, both have special flairs in speech and BOTH ARE NIAOERS.
yay our life is like totally enriched with the influx of a new math talent and jokes into the microcosm of our society
no wonder wj say kh sit beside always talk cock one. in our society of 4 down in the class,
dahwei's the source of niaoing (as usual because he's simply too talented in so many areas and who can blame him for being so suave?)
daryll provides the entertainment
kahhong elevates it to new levels
i provide the laughter =D
the last assembly really ended off damn nicely =D
the song singing was BRILLIANT. dahwei and i sitting beside each other and singing all the high pitches and low pitches for 朋友（周华健）and Amigos Para Siempre (dont know who sing one but got one high pitched female and middle pitched male who can still reach higher pitches with his damn qiang voice)
DAMN HIGH LOL. its probably the last time we get to sing in a guailan fashion. because the next time we'll sing together as a cohort is probably in jc. where they're girls. and like dahwei said, (not an exact quote as usual)
"The people here will change a lot when they get to jc. Got girls people all change liao."hurhur if dahwei's so shuai now in high school where they're all males only,
when he goes jc he will be like:
the strikingly handsome and suave Adonis admired by all.don't forget my doctorate in english language (but i think some words i used wrongly. wait for dahwei to correct my english)
anyway our school adminstration is seriously 'siao ding dong' one lah. because of people abusing toilet rolls in very interesting ways as shown below, they made it such that the facilities sec of each class (which is me for my class if you didnt know. yea facilities secretary is that saikang job yo) has to collect a toilet roll each day from the office if the class members need it.
and the entire class was super amused by the introduction of the new change =D
first for its stupidity and impracticality. imagine during the exam period.
*Someone kena stomachache during exam*
Situation 1: Forget about the new rules implemented."Sir, may i go to the toilet?"
"Okay."
*runs to toilet. realize toilet no more toilet paper. panics like hell. runs around to find a nearby toilet with toilet paper. all don't have*
*OMG it's coming out*
Situation 2: Know already or suddenly remember"Sir, can i take the toilet roll from the facilities secretary?"
"Oh i forgot to take it from the office today."
"DIE!"
"Nvm i got tissue paper can lend you :) "
the class including me was laughing DAMN HARD. OMG. FREE TOILET PAPER FOR ME AND MY NOSE. HAHAHA. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but use of toilet paper when you have a cold/flu is detrimental to your condition in two ways:
- damages ur nose skin cells because its damn rough
- the particles from toilet paper are easily agitated and suspended into the air as toilet paper is soft and weak, thus agitating ur nose condition further
anyway what the revolutionists of our school's club "Science with toilet rolls" did was:
1) Stuffing toilet rolls into a soap dispenser, toilet bowls or basins. Actually they're performing a chemistry experiment using chromatography to find out the rate at which the soap or water rises up the toilet paper due to capillary action. And since soap is a salt made by esters with long carbon chains and alkalis by the process of saponification, it is considered a partially organic solvent and acts as a good solvent for other organic compounds. Water is a polar substance and should be used as a solvent for polar substances. Therefore, such acts should be applauded because it involves the use of your chemistry knowledge in practical situations. A brilliant idea put up by a creative student.
2) Throwing toilet rolls across the toilet. When the floor's wet the toilet paper sticks to the floor.
You know right, being deprived of many things can drive you to develop creative ideas to enjoy what you can't enjoy normally in your life. This is a perfect example to illucidate this point. Some people just dont get the chance to throw shotput balls or maybe they don't have the strength to, so they decide to use toilet rolls and throw them across the toilet to judge the amount of strength they have.
It can be found by measuring the distance travelled by the toilet roll and the time taken for the toilet roll to reach its turning point in the trajectory and land. Distance travelled and time taken allows you to determine the horizontal component of the velocity of the toilet roll, while time taken for the toilet roll to reach the turning point of the trajectory allows you to find the vertical component of the velocity of the roll by using the equation:
v = u + at, where v = 0, u = the vertical component of the velocity, a = acceleration due to gravity, t= time taken to reach the turning point.
After finding the initial velocity of the roll by using pythagoras theorem and the horizontal and vertical component of the velocity of the roll, you can measure the mass of the roll to find the kinetic energy of the roll when it leaves your hand, which is given by
K.E. = 1/2 mv^2
or if you wna know the force applied, use F = ma, where acceleration = the initial velocity as calculated when the roll leaves your hand!
NOW YOU CAN KNOW WHO'S STRONGER and revise ur physics at the same time
BETTER THAN ARM WRESTLING TO COMPARE STRENGTH RIGHTT =Ptoday aft school we were arm wrestling in class -.-"
baifeng > my right arm
my left arm > baifeng
dahwei > my right arm
daryll > baifeng (right i think)
thats the results luh. the FUN part is the JOKES
round 1: bf vs me (right arm)
daryll crapping
1,2,3 *CRAP*
we started off and den stopped suddenly cos daryll shouted something else -.-"
stupid daryll damn ass
when we really started, i looked at baifeng's face
so serious
then i started. sniggering
and kena own :X
but its super amusing to laugh when you're arm wrestling =D
2nd round against dw right arm also kena own -.-"
so dahwei said use the method of wrists pressing against each other so the wrist won't bend or something.
he OWNED ME. flat. in like 8 seconds.
*WAR CRY* and
poof i became coco crunch my arm was on the table
OMG. i should've known. dahwei the shuai, masculine and strong one.
but i'm proud of my meinu. now i need to train up to match him so we can be a perfect pair =D
daryll played against bf next. and initially i was seriously wondering how come daryll's muscles were flexed in another way diff from usual arm wrestling. then i realized:
they playing the reverse way - pulling the other arm down
ERPS. so that's more on the triceps luh
(don't ask me how i know. i just know luh. not that i mug muscles and hypertrophy or what)
den they played the proper way. and baifeng survived for awhile but kena overpowered by daryll.
and he was LAUGHING. so i guess that's how i looked like when i was using strength and laughing =D
daryll's muscles imba one lah. like weijing. so qiang. im the weakest of the 3 lor ><
oh then i played against bf again for right arm. kena owned this time round fair and square when i wasnt laughing at all. hai~
damn sad close to 4 years of training my strength is still incomparable to that of others. my strength to weight ratio qiang luh but strength compared to others is simply too miniscule. especially dahwei. tsk. why he so strong de T.T
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