Friday, July 13, 2007
hm i think im posting too formally for this to be a blog..
so i shall liven it up.
LETS START OFF WITH RIDDLES
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
A stamp.
What starts with the letter e, ends with the letter e, contains only one letter but is not the letter e?
An envelope.
What is broken when its name is mentioned?
Silence.
How many types of animal did Moses take onto the ark?
None, because it was Noah who took animals onto the ark.
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
His horse is named "Friday".
Some lame crap:
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Enough is enough. so COLD. stupid jokes.
Anw our shooting was rlly damn screwed. screw the clt recording results la. so many of us gt full score he anyhow record. i shall let my temper run loose for awhile* F**K U BAS***RD SPEC COURSE KP US NOW WAN KP US DURING SHOOTING AGAIN **** at peace now.
wonder how hillary challenge will be like. anw not performing this time, cant see other ugs so too bad lo. got marshalling today anw. for the stupid harmony cup...how can there be racial harmony in such a racist community in hwachong? anw better dont say anymore latr get zhammed -.-
boooooooooo. my dog emoing now. looking at the dining table with that dreamy eyes. now its aslp. guess time for me to go back to work.
cya
Endured till
12:10 AM
With my rifle and my brothers and me~
